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  1 September 2014 6:37 AM

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

Posted 2 weeks ago via beckintyre-3rd (originally elijahkrantz)
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  25 August 2014 8:46 AM

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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Posted 3 weeks ago via binary-helix (originally smallvagina)
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  20 August 2014 6:24 AM

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Posted 3 weeks ago via dulect (originally snarg)
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  17 August 2014 1:48 AM

chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

Posted 1 month ago via braydaaan (originally bridezillas-deactivated20130208)
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  16 August 2014 9:50 PM

Let’s make my selfie the most reblogged thing on tumblr

suctioning:

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NO

Posted 1 month ago via stmungos (originally inthemidstofmonsters)
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  15 August 2014 6:32 AM

pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

Posted 1 month ago via dulect (originally pissfreak)
257,430 notes
  15 August 2014 6:32 AM

orcasoup:

spinningrims:

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

NO NO NO NO please DO NOT use this service, imalive’s parent company is to write love on her arms, EXTREMELY anti-LGBTQA and corrupt as shit. please use crisischat instead and stay safe.

Posted 1 month ago via zev-ran (originally spinningrims)
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  9 August 2014 3:49 AM

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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Posted 1 month ago via beckintyre-3rd (originally plop-alot)
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  8 August 2014 6:06 AM
Posted 1 month ago via dulect (originally weiszrachel)
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  8 August 2014 6:06 AM

phillestersliongirl:

lukecastellaning:

I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love

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Posted 1 month ago via one-blogger-blogging (originally kazoofunk-deactivated20140627)
290,166 notes
  7 August 2014 5:54 AM

“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”

omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no

Posted 1 month ago via australian-government (originally haze-l)
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  7 August 2014 5:54 AM
Posted 1 month ago via australian-government (originally meganthebadwolf)
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  7 August 2014 5:54 AM
duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

Posted 1 month ago via australian-government (originally duluozlegend)
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  5 August 2014 8:39 AM
was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

Posted 1 month ago via binary-helix (originally superpunch2)
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  5 August 2014 3:47 AM
bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

Posted 1 month ago via lordetywin (originally memewhore)
112,517 notes