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  20 August 2014 6:24 AM

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Posted 21 hours ago via dulect (originally snarg)
745,723 notes
  17 August 2014 1:48 AM

chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

Posted 4 days ago via braydaaan (originally bridezillas-deactivated20130208)
261,195 notes
  16 August 2014 9:50 PM

Let’s make my selfie the most reblogged thing on tumblr

suctioning:

image

NO

Posted 4 days ago via stmungos (originally inthemidstofmonsters)
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  15 August 2014 6:32 AM

pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

Posted 5 days ago via dulect (originally pissfreak)
229,551 notes
  15 August 2014 6:32 AM

orcasoup:

spinningrims:

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

NO NO NO NO please DO NOT use this service, imalive’s parent company is to write love on her arms, EXTREMELY anti-LGBTQA and corrupt as shit. please use crisischat instead and stay safe.

Posted 5 days ago via zev-ran (originally spinningrims)
92,708 notes
  9 August 2014 3:49 AM

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

image

Posted 1 week ago via beckintyre-3rd (originally plop-alot)
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  8 August 2014 6:06 AM
Posted 1 week ago via dulect (originally weiszrachel)
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  8 August 2014 6:06 AM

phillestersliongirl:

lukecastellaning:

I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love

image

Posted 1 week ago via one-blogger-blogging (originally kazoofunk-deactivated20140627)
289,215 notes
  7 August 2014 5:54 AM

“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”

omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no

Posted 1 week ago via australian-government (originally haze-l)
471,364 notes
  7 August 2014 5:54 AM
Posted 1 week ago via australian-government (originally meganthebadwolf)
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  7 August 2014 5:54 AM
duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

Posted 1 week ago via australian-government (originally duluozlegend)
155,809 notes
  5 August 2014 8:39 AM
was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

Posted 2 weeks ago via binary-helix (originally superpunch2)
35,699 notes
  5 August 2014 3:47 AM
bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

Posted 2 weeks ago via lordetywin (originally memewhore)
92,116 notes
  5 August 2014 3:46 AM

oliver-goddamn-sykes:

I am so fucking done with this website

Posted 2 weeks ago via lordetywin (originally oliver-goddamn-sykes)
1,641 notes
  3 August 2014 12:44 AM
Posted 2 weeks ago via australiansanta (originally multipack)
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