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  25 July 2014 7:20 AM
Posted 15 hours ago via sirepotter (originally pottersir)
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  14 July 2014 3:37 AM

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

Posted 1 week ago via braydaaan (originally unprime)
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  14 July 2014 3:37 AM
firelorcl:

best headline of the day

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

Posted 1 week ago via fuckyeahloldemort (originally firelorcl)
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  5 July 2014 6:30 AM

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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Posted 2 weeks ago via tonyabbot (originally gnomesy)
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  5 July 2014 6:28 AM

particularscarf:

badkryptonian:

GOOD JOB, DANIEL

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"

Posted 2 weeks ago via -snape (originally badkryptonian)
197,597 notes
  3 July 2014 8:49 AM

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

Posted 3 weeks ago via pizza (originally peterthestarcatcher)
492,392 notes
  2 July 2014 9:55 AM

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

Posted 3 weeks ago via dulect (originally spoken-not-written)
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  1 July 2014 4:23 AM
Posted 3 weeks ago via eagleofoz (originally jinx-essss)
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  29 June 2014 9:34 AM
georgetakei:

The gay agenda, folks. Fear it. http://ift.tt/1qV6ZcF

georgetakei:

The gay agenda, folks. Fear it. http://ift.tt/1qV6ZcF

Posted 3 weeks ago via stens-cookies (originally georgetakei)
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  25 June 2014 11:41 PM
Posted 4 weeks ago via pizza (originally ellendegeneres)
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  25 June 2014 10:30 PM

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

Posted 1 month ago via teldryn-sero (originally guy)
165,102 notes
  25 June 2014 9:53 PM
rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

Posted 1 month ago via zev-ran (originally visual-hana)
235,546 notes
  25 June 2014 9:53 PM
maxxtosh:

Wait for it…

maxxtosh:

Wait for it…

Posted 1 month ago via fuckyeahloldemort (originally maxxtosh)
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  25 June 2014 9:52 PM
Posted 1 month ago via ianoshea (originally cinnasownmockingjay)
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  25 June 2014 6:06 AM
Posted 1 month ago via dulect (originally mortraineys)
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