why do people make fun of people who get starbucks have you ever had starbucks that shit is delicious
When I find myself in times of trouble
britney spears comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
“new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”
According to Andrew Bolt and his readers, Asylum seekers are ‘treated like kings.” Apparently kings in this country get…
No fans or shade
No freedom to leave their camp
and constant isolation
… and this is just at Nauru.
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
when someone says “ten years ago” I think about the 90’s not 2003
hey can you hold my boner really quick